Similar quotesThe best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet and Doctor Merryman.
Jonathan Swift 
An orgasm a day keeps the doctor away.
Mae West 
My doctor gave me two weeks to live. I hope they are in August.
Ronnie Shakes 
First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me.
Steve Martin 
My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn't pay the bill he gave me six months more.
Walter Matthau 