Similar quotesWrite something, even if it's just a suicide note.
Gore Vidal 
You can get much further with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone.
Al Capone 
Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
Mae West 
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.
Hunter S. Thompson 
Sorry, Peg, I didn't hear you. I was thinking of killing myself.
Al Bundy 