Similar quotesWhen women go wrong, men go right after them.
Mae West 
Bart, a woman is like a beer. They look good, they smell good, and you'd step over your own mother just to get one!
Homer Simpson 
Last week I stated that this woman was the ugliest woman I had ever seen. I have since been visited by her sister and now wish to withdraw that statement.
Mark Twain 
If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.
Aristoteles Onassis 
Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.
Billy Crystal 