Similar quotesEighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe.
Jackie Mason 
Ideas shape the course of history.
John Maynard Keynes 
History is a set of lies agreed upon.
Napoleon 
History is only the register of crimes and misfortunes.
Voltaire 
Anyone who knows anything of history knows that great social changes are impossible without feminine upheaval. Social progress can be measured exactly by the social position of the fair sex, the ugly ones included.
Karl Marx 