Similar quotesMen are simple things. They can survive a whole weekend with only three things: beer, boxer shorts and batteries for the remote control.
Diana Jordan 
Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.
Billy Crystal 
When women go wrong, men go right after them.
Mae West 
All animals are equal but some are more equal than others.
George Orwell 
Man: An animal so lost in rapturous contemplation of what he thinks he is as to overlook what he indubitably ought to be.
Ambrose Bierce 