Similar quotesGuns are always the best method for a privat suicide. They are more stylish looking than single-edged razor blades and natural gas has got so expensive. Drugs are too chancy. You might miscalculate the dosage and just have a good time.
P. J. O'Rourke 
If I could drop dead right now, I'd be the happiest man alive.
Samuel Goldwyn 
You can get much further with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone.
Al Capone 
There's only one way to have a happy marriage and as soon as I learn what it is I'll get married again.
Clint Eastwood 