It is a sad fact that 50 percent of marriages in this country end in divorce. But hey, the other half end in death. You could be one of the lucky ones! Richard Jeni
It was a perfect marriage. She didn't want to and he couldn't. Spike Milligan
Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience. Oscar Wilde
There's only one way to have a happy marriage and as soon as I learn what it is I'll get married again. Clint Eastwood
They say marriages are made in Heaven. But so is thunder and lightning. Clint Eastwood