Similar quotesMake crime pay. Become a Lawyer.
Will Rogers 
A Lawyer will do anything to win a case, sometimes he will even tell the truth.
Patrick Murray 
Lawyer: One skilled in circumvention of the law.
Ambrose Bierce 
The only way you can beat the lawyers is to die with nothing.
Will Rogers 
There are three reasons why lawyers are replacing rats as laboratory research animals. One is that they are plentiful, another is that lab assistants don't get so attached to them and the third is that they will do things that you just can't get rats to do.
Blanche Knott 