Similar quotesIf you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.
Sam Levenson 
If you want to make God laugh, tell him your future plans.
Woody Allen 
A cap of good acid costs five dollars and for that you can hear the Universal Symphony with God singing solo and Holy Ghost on drums.
Hunter S. Thompson 
God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.
Voltaire 
If I had to choose a religion, the sun as the universal giver of life would be my god.
Napoleon 