Similar quotesYou're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
Dean Martin 
Last week I stated that this woman was the ugliest woman I had ever seen. I have since been visited by her sister and now wish to withdraw that statement.
Mark Twain 
Pretty women make us buy beer. Ugly women make us drink beer.
Al Bundy 
Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose... it's how drunk you get.
Homer Simpson 
One reason I don't drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time.
Lady Nancy Astor 