I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.
Context / explanation
probable replying to Lady Astor's comment 'Sir, you're drunk!'
2014: The Very Best of Winston Churchill: Quotes from a British Legend, Publisher Ben Berger, Evidence
You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.Dean Martin
Last week I stated that this woman was the ugliest woman I had ever seen. I have since been visited by her sister and now wish to withdraw that statement.Mark Twain
Pretty women make us buy beer. Ugly women make us drink beer.Al Bundy
Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose... it's how drunk you get.Homer Simpson
One reason I don't drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time.Lady Nancy Astor