Quote 409

Winston Churchill
I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.

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Context / explanation

probable replying to Lady Astor's comment 'Sir, you're drunk!'


2014: The Very Best of Winston Churchill: Quotes from a British Legend, Publisher Ben Berger, Evidence

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