Similar quotesThe only difference between a dead skunk lying in the road and a dead lawyer lying in the road is that there are skid marks around the skunk.
Patrick Murray 
The only way you can beat the lawyers is to die with nothing.
Will Rogers 
Lawyers, I suppose, were children once.
Charles Lamb 
A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats.
Benjamin Franklin 
Lawyer: One skilled in circumvention of the law.
Ambrose Bierce 