Similar quotesThere are three reasons why lawyers are replacing rats as laboratory research animals. One is that they are plentiful, another is that lab assistants don't get so attached to them and the third is that they will do things that you just can't get rats to do.
Blanche Knott 
The only way you can beat the lawyers is to die with nothing.
Will Rogers 
Lawyers, I suppose, were children once.
Charles Lamb 
A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats.
Benjamin Franklin 
I don't know as I want a lawyer to tell me what I cannot do. I hire him to tell me how to do what I want to do.
J. P. Morgan 