Similar quotesThere are three ways to get something done; do it yourself, hire someone, or forbid your kids to do it.
Mona Crane 
We are the only animals that let our kids come back home.
Bill Cosby 
Next to that kid, we all look like onions.
Dustin Hoffman 
Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen.
Homer Simpson 