Similar quotesIf you are what you eat, then I'm fast, cheap and easy.
Unknown Please don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them!
Homer Simpson You hate to see me eat, don't you, Peg?
Al Bundy Anyone who eats three meals a day should understand why cookbooks outsell sex books three to one.
L. M. Boyd I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks.
Totie Fields