Similar quotesThe only completely consistent people are the dead.
Aldous Huxley 
A grave is a place where the dead are laid to await the coming of the medical student.
Ambrose Bierce 
If I could drop dead right now, I'd be the happiest man alive.
Samuel Goldwyn 
Normally, both of you would be dead as fucking fried chicken by now, but since I'm in a transitional period, I don't want to kill either one of your asses.
Samuel L. Jackson 
Part of the secret of success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside.
Mark Twain 