Similar quotesIf you want to make God laugh, tell him your future plans.
Woody Allen 
When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself.
Peter O'Toole 
God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.
Voltaire 
How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter?
Woody Allen 
A cap of good acid costs five dollars and for that you can hear the Universal Symphony with God singing solo and Holy Ghost on drums.
Hunter S. Thompson 