Similar quotesI do not know myself and God forbid that I should.
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe 
How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter?
Woody Allen 
God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.
Voltaire 
Thank God I'm an atheist.
Luis Buñuel 
If I had to choose a religion, the sun as the universal giver of life would be my god.
Napoleon 