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God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.
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How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter?
Woody Allen    

When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself.
Peter O'Toole