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God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.
Voltaire
If I had to choose a religion, the sun as the universal giver of life would be my god.
Napoleon
And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said he would have to wait until Thursday to be connected.
Spike Milligan
How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter?
Woody Allen
When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself.
Peter O'Toole