Similar quotesOf all the animals, man is the only one that lies.
Mark Twain 
Man: An animal so lost in rapturous contemplation of what he thinks he is as to overlook what he indubitably ought to be.
Ambrose Bierce 
All animals are equal but some are more equal than others.
George Orwell 
Man is the only Animal that blushes. Or needs to.
Mark Twain 
Kids, just because I don't care doesn't mean I'm not listening.
Homer Simpson 