Similar quotesMy doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people.
Orson Welles 
An orgasm a day keeps the doctor away.
Mae West 
My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn't pay the bill he gave me six months more.
Walter Matthau 
First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me.
Steve Martin 
My doctor gave me two weeks to live. I hope they are in August.
Ronnie Shakes 