Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking. Bill Vaughan
The great question - which I have not been able to answer - is: "What does a woman want?" Sigmund Freud
If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning. Aristoteles Onassis
Last week I stated that this woman was the ugliest woman I had ever seen. I have since been visited by her sister and now wish to withdraw that statement. Mark Twain
Pretty women make us buy beer. Ugly women make us drink beer. Al Bundy