Similar quotesIt took me seventeen years to get three thousand hits in baseball. I did it in one afternoon playing golf.
Henry Aaron Sex and golf are the two things you can enjoy even if you're not good at them.
Kevin Costner Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into a even smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill-designed for the purpose.
Winston Churchill The uglier a man's legs are, the better he plays golf - it's almost a law.
Herbert George Wells I'm not feeling very well, I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course.
Groucho Marx