Similar quotesMen marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invaribly they are both disappointed.
Albert Einstein 
Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.
Joey Adams 
I never married because there was no need. I have three pets at home which answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog which growls every morning, a parrot which swears all afternoon and a cat that comes home late at night.
Marie Corelli 
Marriage is a fine institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.
Mae West 
It is a sad fact that 50 percent of marriages in this country end in divorce. But hey, the other half end in death. You could be one of the lucky ones!
Richard Jeni 