Similar quotesAn optimist is a person who starts a new diet on Thanksgiving Day.
Irv Kupcinet 
Lost time is never found again.
Benjamin Franklin 
Never eat more than you can lift.
Miss Piggy 
Day: A period of twenty-four hours, mostly misspent.
Ambrose Bierce 
The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet and Doctor Merryman.
Jonathan Swift 