Quote 727

I wish there was a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence. There's a knob called 'brightness', but it doesn't work.

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probably from the movie "Red Planet"


2000: A Treasury of Humor, ISBN 9781565634572, Page 400, Hendrickson Publishers, Incorporated, Evidence

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