Similar quotesI have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.
Winston Churchill You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
Dean Martin I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.
Winston Churchill If only we'd stop trying to be happy we could have a pretty good time.
Edith Wharton When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
Henny Youngman