When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself. Peter O'Toole
God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh. Voltaire
How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter? Woody Allen
If I had to choose a religion, the sun as the universal giver of life would be my god. Napoleon
I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason and intellect has intended us to forget their use. Galileo Galilei