Similar quotesHistory is a set of lies agreed upon.
Napoleon 
One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives.
Mark Twain 
Of all the animals, man is the only one that lies.
Mark Twain 
There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies and statistics.
Benjamin Disraeli 
A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.
Winston Churchill 