Similar quotesI've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't.
Patrick Murray 
I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.
Henny Youngman 
A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks you a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.
Joey Adams 
My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher.
Socrates 
A successful man is one who can earn more money than his wife can possibly spend. A successful woman is one who can find that man.
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