Traffic Quotes

Traffic is like a bad dog. It isn't important to look both ways when crossing the street. It's more important to not show fear.
P. J. O'Rourke, 11/14/1947 - US humorist & political commentator

Rowe's Rule: the odds are five to six that the light at the end of the tunnel is the headlight of an oncoming train.

Traffic signals in New York are just rough guidelines.
David Letterman

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