Rain Quotes
Top 10 Quotes about Rain
A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain.
A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain.
The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning, and does not stop until you get to the office.
Rowe's Rule: the odds are five to six that the light at the end of the tunnel is the headlight of an oncoming train.
Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has no heart; and any man who is over 30, and is not a conservative, has no brains.
Okay, brain. You don't like me, and I don't like you, but let's get through this thing and then I can continue killing you with beer.
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