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We want to annoy the bastards whenever we can. The best thing you can do with environmentalists is shoot them. These headbangers want to make air travel the preserve of the rich.
What is the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector? The taxidermist takes only your skin.
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If you're playing a poker game and you look around the table and can't tell who the sucker is, it's you.
Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. That's relativity.
