David Letterman Quotes

USA Today has come out with a new survey: Apparently three out of four people make up 75 percent of the population.
David Letterman, 04/12/1947 - US Showmaster

New York now leads the world's great cities in the number of people around whom you shouldn't make a sudden move.
David Letterman

Traffic signals in New York are just rough guidelines.
David Letterman

I cannot sing, dance or act; what else would I be but a talk show host.
David Letterman

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