Ass Quotes

You're about as useful as a one-legged man at an arse kicking contest.

Rowan Atkinson, 01/06/1955 -

Engl. comedian, actor and writer

We came, we saw, we kicked its ass!
Bill Murray

If I ever caught myself dressed like that, I'd have to kick my own ass!
Adam Sandler

Normally, both of you would be dead as fucking fried chicken by now, but since I'm in a transitional period, I don't want to kill either one of your asses.
Samuel L. Jackson

No one needs to know about this except you, me and Mr. Soon-to-be-living-the-rest-of-his-short-ass-life-in-agonizing-pain-rapist here.

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