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You're about as useful as a one-legged man at an arse kicking contest.
Rowan Atkinson, 01/06/1955 -
Engl. comedian, actor and writer
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If I ever caught myself dressed like that, I'd have to kick my own ass!
Adam Sandler
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We came, we saw, we kicked its ass!
Bill Murray
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Normally, both of you would be dead as fucking fried chicken by now, but since I'm in a transitional period, I don't want to kill either one of your asses.
Samuel L. Jackson
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No one needs to know about this except you, me and Mr. Soon-to-be-living-the-rest-of-his-short-ass-life-in-agonizing-pain-rapist here.
Marcellus Wallace
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