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Married With Children Quotes
Pretty women make us buy
beer
. Ugly women make us drink beer.
Al Bundy
, 11/07/1948 -
character in the series "Married... with Children"
I'm jealous of every man not married to you.
Al Bundy
I wish the
world
was a fly and I'm a giant rolled up newspaper.
Al Bundy
Sorry, Peg, I didn't hear you. I was thinking of killing myself.
Al Bundy
Oh, Lord, if I ever meant anything to you, please let me fall asleep before she thinks of
sex
.
Al Bundy
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