Police Quotes

I haven't reported my missing credit card to the police because whoever stole it is spending less than my wife.
Ilie Nastase, 07/19/1946 - tennis-star and president of the Romanian Tennis Federation

I became a policeman because I wanted to be in a business where the customer is always wrong.

Where there is no patrol car, there is no speed limit.

I'm not against the police; I'm just afraid of them.
Alfred Hitchcock

We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police.

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