Disease Quotes
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Alcoholism is the only disease that you can get yelled at for having.
Steve Martin
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First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me.
The trouble with heart disease is that the first symptom is often hard to deal with: sudden death.
Ronnie D. Laing
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Life is a sexually transmitted disease and the mortality rate is one hundred percent.
Having smoking and non-smoking sections in the same room is like having urinating and non-urinating sections in a swimming pool.





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