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No-one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.
Groucho Marx
I'm not feeling very well, I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course.
Steve Martin
First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me.
Woody Allen
I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick, not wounded, dead.
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
Academy Awards are a part of the sickness in America, that you have to think in therms of who wins, who loses, who's good, who's bad, who's best, who's worst ... I don't like to think that way. Everybody has their own value in different ways, and I don't like to think who's the best at this. I mean, whats the point of it?

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