Period Quotes
Top Quotes about Periods


Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself.
Ambrose Bierce
Day: A period of twenty-four hours, mostly misspent.
Ambrose Bierce
Year: A period of three hundred and sixty-five disappointments.
Samuel L. Jackson
Normally, both of you would be dead as fucking fried chicken by now, but since I'm in a transitional period, I don't want to kill either one of your asses.
Ambrose Bierce
Peace: In international affairs, a period of cheating between two periods of fighting.
Ambrose Bierce
Future: That period of time in which our affairs prosper, our friends are true and our happiness is assured.