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Sigmund Freud
The great question - which I have not been able to answer - is: "What does a woman want?"
Aristoteles Onassis
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If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.
Mark Twain
Last week I stated that this woman was the ugliest woman I had ever seen. I have since been visited by her sister and now wish to withdraw that statement.
Bart, a woman is like a beer. They look good, they smell good, and you'd step over your own mother just to get one!
Pretty women make us buy beer. Ugly women make us drink beer.
Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself.





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