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You know you are getting
old
when all the
names
in your
black
book have MD after them.
Harrison Ford
, 07/13/1942 -
US actor
When you finally go back to your
old
hometown
, you find it wasn't the old
home
you missed but your
childhood
.
Sam Ewing
Old
people don't need
companionship
. They need to be isolated and studied so it can be determined what nutrients they have that might be extracted for our personal use.
Homer Simpson
There's one more
terrifying
fact
about
old
people
: I'm going to be one soon.
P. J. O'Rourke
Image
CC-BY-SA
by
Cato Institute
via
Wikimedia
I'm too
old
for this
shit
!
Danny Glover
Image
CC-BY
by
w:en:Bllsmb
via
Wikimedia
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