Bank Quotes

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.
Bob Hope, 05/29/1903 - 07/27/2003 Engl. actor and comedian

If you owe the bank $100 that's your problem. If you owe the bank $100 million, that's the bank's problem.

A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain.
Robert Frost

A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain.
Mark Twain

What is robbing a bank compared with founding a bank?
Bertolt Brecht

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