Earth Quotes

After one look at this planet any visitor from outer space would say "I WANT TO SEE THE MANAGER."

What happens if a big asteroid hits Earth? Judging from realistic simulations involving a sledge hammer and a common laboratory frog, we can assume it will be pretty bad.

Dave Barry

Only one thing, is impossible for god: to find any sense in any copyright law on the planet.

Mark Twain

Give me the place to stand, and I shall move the earth.

Archimedes

Scientists tell us that the fastest animal on earth, with a top speed of 120 ft/sec, is a cow that has been dropped out of a helicopter.

Dave Barry

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