Earth Quotes

What happens if a big asteroid hits Earth? Judging from realistic simulations involving a sledge hammer and a common laboratory frog, we can assume it will be pretty bad.
Dave Barry, 07/03/1947 - US columnist, humorist and Pulitzer Prize Laureate

Give me the place to stand, and I shall move the earth.

After one look at this planet any visitor from outer space would say: "I want to see the manager!"

Scientists tell us that the fastest animal on earth, with a top speed of 120 ft/sec, is a cow that has been dropped out of a helicopter.
Dave Barry

Only one thing, is impossible for god: to find any sense in any copyright law on the planet.
Mark Twain

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