Football Quotes

If women were meant to play football, God would have put their tits somewhere else.

Some people think football is a matter of life and death. I don't like that attitude. I can assure them it is much more serious than that.

If you are first you are first. If you are second you are nothing.

Sure, luck means a lot in football. Not having a good quarterback is bad luck.

Academy: A modern school where football is taught.
Ambrose Bierce

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