Christmas Quotes
Top Quotes about Christmas
Christmas is a time when people of all religions come together to worship Jesus Christ.
A fat woman came into the shoe store today. Wanted a pair of shoes for a christmas party. I told her to stand on her hands, put a star in her butt and go as the world's largest, ugliest tree!
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Christmas begins about the first of December with an office party and ends when you finally realize what you spent, around April fifteenth of the next year.
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Don't send funny greeting cards on birthdays or at Christmas. Save them for funerals when their cheery effect is needed.
I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would come into my neighborhood after dark.