Top 100 Humor Quotes - Quotes4all.net

Humor is just another defense against the universe.

Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it.

There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you.

My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn't pay the bill he gave me six months more.

My neighbour asked if he could use my lawnmower and I told him of course he could, so long as he didn't take it out of my garden.

Last night I discovered a new form of oral contraceptive. I asked a girl to go to bed with me and she said no.

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