Menu   Search   Share

Humor Quotes
Top 100 Quotes about Humor

Mel Brooks
Humor is just another defense against the universe.
Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it.
Will Rogers
There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you.
My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn't pay the bill he gave me six months more.
My neighbour asked if he could use my lawnmower and I told him of course he could, so long as he didn't take it out of my garden.
Woody Allen
Last night I discovered a new form of oral contraceptive. I asked a girl to go to bed with me and she said no.

Next page

 Quotes     Share   Search   Menu