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When you cook it should be an act of love. To put a frozen bag in the microwave for your child is an act of hate.
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Jean-Jacques Rousseau
Happiness: a good bank account, a good cook and a good digestion.
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Never trust a thin chef.
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Jonathan Swift
If a lump of soot falls into the soup and you cannot conveniently get it out, stir it well in and it will give the soup a French taste.
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Anyone who eats three meals a day should understand why cookbooks outsell sex books three to one.
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Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.
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