Top 50 Comedy Quotes - Quotes4all.net

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die.

God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.

All tragedies are finished by a death, all comedies by a marriage.

Humor is just another defense against the universe.

We are the only animals that let our kids come back home.

If I ever caught myself dressed like that, I'd have to kick my own ass!

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