Top David Letterman Quotes

USA Today has come out with a new survey: Apparently three out of four people make up 75 percent of the population.

I cannot sing, dance or act; what else would I be but a talk show host.

Traffic signals in New York are just rough guidelines.

New York now leads the world's great cities in the number of people around whom you shouldn't make a sudden move.

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