Top David Letterman Quotes

I cannot sing, dance or act; what else would I be but a talk show host.

USA Today has come out with a new survey: Apparently three out of four people make up 75 percent of the population.

Traffic signals in New York are just rough guidelines.

New York now leads the world's great cities in the number of people around whom you shouldn't make a sudden move.

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