TV Quotes
Top 10 Quotes about Tvs
I wish there was a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence. There's a knob called 'brightness', but it doesn't work.
It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to fit in eight hours of TV a day.
In Russia we only had two TV channels. Channel One was propaganda. Channel Two consisted of a KGB officer telling you: Turn back at once to Channel One.