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I wish there was a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence. There's a knob called 'brightness', but it doesn't work.
It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to fit in eight hours of TV a day.
I am not crazy. It's the TV that's crazy. Aren't you, TV?
In Russia we only had two TV channels. Channel One was propaganda. Channel Two consisted of a KGB officer telling you: Turn back at once to Channel One.
I've got two TV guides. One on the table and one in the bathroom. I'm rich!
When will I learn? The answer to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV!

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